eat what???

This must be shared. I've had many a laugh-fest about this and you should too.




P.S. thanks for the ringtone, Bry.

PostSecret Faves

Sorry I procrastinated until hump day to do this, but here are my faves from this Sunday's PostSecret blog, and here are my comments that follow:

....why?

Go to the www.PostSecret.com to read the whole story behind this one. I thought it was very sweet and creative and then I got bitter because I was reminded Valentine's Day is coming up. More on that later, I guarantee.

Is that a bad thing?

plus, the shout out to new york excites me...

Everyone else posted this and so will I...because this is a universal truth.

And here's my secret for the week:

I steal safety information pamphlets from airplanes.

Wait, did I already say that in another post?

F Mercury.

F Mercury

Are you in a bad mood? I can tell you why: MERCURY IS IN RETROGRADE!!! That means, Mercury is moving in an opposite direction than it's normal course. Here's an explanation of how it effects us:





This period lasts about three weeks and occurs about three times a year. It may have more specific indications with reference to your birth chart, but we will endeavor to give the more general effects below.
Since Mercury is the planet that represents communication, a retrograde Mercury usually brings problems and difficulties with communications, automobiles and vehicles, phone systems, travel, transportation, lost luggage, delayed or cancelled flights, mail delivery, computers, internet connections, information technology, and contractual agreements. It can cause delays, setbacks and last-minute changes in plans and arrangements as well as breakdowns of machinery and equipment. The difficulties are for the most part minor but irritating in nature.

So, if things just aren't going right, blame it on Mercury. I am.

And isn't it ironic...

...how a nice hot shower can make you so dehydrated? Just seems backwards.

What's Your Secret?...

While I'm on the subject, here are some secrets that are my other favorites. I don't necessarily relate to them, I just find them provocative, or funny, or just lovely.

Let's be honest. Most of us would do that AT THE WEDDING.

Chivalry is not dead. It's just usually gay.

I hope it had a good ending.

Stalker. In a cute way.

I've never been more curious about a tragedy involving a biscuit.

I don't know, either. But i agree.

Sigh....

Praise for PostSecret

So I'm sure a lot of you have heard of PostSecret.com, but in case you haven't, here's the rundown: People design a postcard that reveals a secret about themselves that they've never told anyone, and they anonymously send it to this guy, Frank, who runs this website and has published collections of people's secrets for the world to see. He updates his site every Sunday with new secrets and it has now become a highlight of every Sunday in my life. Why, you ask? It's completely fascinating. EVERYONE has a secret, from affairs to suicides to moral conflict to quirky habits. It's a reminder that you, no matter how much of a freak you think you are, are not alone in your freakdom. I actually save my favorites from every week on my computer. So I want to start sharing them on my blog, just to stir your thoughts. My favorite part about visiting the site is finding the secrets that I relate to and make me say "My God, did I send that in?" Here are a few of my faves that made me ask that question:

The answer to the question is "No, I did NOT send any of these in." But I can relate to each of them.

And p.s. It's purely coincidental that two of these are about toilet paper. It's really not that prevalent in my life.l

So here's a secret of my own:

Whenever I realize an interesting quirk about myself, I design a postsecret card in my head and pretend I'm gonna send it in.

Start spreadin' the news...

Just thinkin' about the future... at my fingertips.