"Every seagull is Jewish."
"We're just like you, only prettier."
"Boopy Hurthday."
"I just calmly and respectfully said very hateful things to her."
"Leaving the flask......was a bad idea"
"I do NOT miss smoking in restaurants. I walked in and I was like 'Omigod, I have to wash my jeans.'"
"You can tell who the actors are cuz they know how to hold plates."
"Marriage is about love,"...."or a green card..."
"I can't do this math. I don't live in a grocery store."
