Digital addition

I invested in a new MacBook Pro!

Look at this wonderfully digitally altered picture of myself thinking of all the wonderful things I can do with my new computer!

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People have been saying funny things around me as of late. I kept them in my rolodex of funny to share here:

"Every seagull is Jewish."

"We're just like you, only prettier."

"Boopy Hurthday."

"I just calmly and respectfully said very hateful things to her."

"Leaving the flask......was a bad idea"

"I do NOT miss smoking in restaurants. I walked in and I was like 'Omigod, I have to wash my jeans.'"

"You can tell who the actors are cuz they know how to hold plates."

"Marriage is about love,"...."or a green card..."

"I can't do this math. I don't live in a grocery store."