Mama's got a secret...

Happy day after Mother's Day! We all keep secrets from our moms. And moms have secrets, too.


I used to purposely leave too late to walk to school so my mom would have to drive me before work...my school was seriously down the street.

Either you or your mom in senile.

Ha! She may not have given you everything you wanted in your lunchbox, but she gave you a great ass.

My secret:

Thank you, Mom, for giving me your curly hair. I promise to give it to my kids, too.

text me.