A Christmas Story: Miracle on Gilford Point Lane

Last night, my roomies and I had a little Christmas pow wow before one of us (not me or Sara) swam away to sail around the world.

*find me in the ornament reflection*

Ansley got me this fancy wine glass with divas like me in chic outfits like me.

Sara got me this penis enlarger..........JUST KIDDING! It's a cookie press!

Look at all the cookies I can make! See how it pays to be friends with me?

Then Ansley bossed Chad around.

And we took a last roommate picture in front of the cardboard tv/fireplace mantle with ribbons on our heads.

Sofia thought we looked appalling.


Then we got drunk and passed out under the tree.

Then we woke up and we were stuck.

And we laughed about how funny Ansley's neck looks in the previous picture.

So we went back to sleep and waited for Santa....or Sofia.




I'm glad we took time out of our schedule of stress and packing to laugh for awhile. I found a little bit of Christmas by our front window...