I think this cartoon speaks for all lonely and miserable single twentysomethings that want to throw every piece of mistletoe into a shredder, along with the big neon sign that comes with it saying "Hey Look! She's Single! She's got nobody to kiss! She's going home alone!" So then your girlfriends hand you some strong egg nogg with the arm not wrapped around their boyfriend just before the creepers come a-runnin'. My point is, childhood Christmases are awesome. Adult Christmases can be awesome for different reasons. Single adult Christmases are not awesome. I'm not meaning to be a Scrooge, but I'm just having to dig down MUCH deeper this year to find some yultide cheer. So I may not boycott Christmas, but I'm definitely boycotting mistletoe.
1 comment:
hahahahaha i am on that same boat with you
having a christmas single and alone is not fun and its so hard to be merry. i hope i never see a mistletoe this christmas
bah humbug
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