Some things you can't control. Some things you must offer up to the hilarious gods.

How else would they know about the He-Man underpants, the thumb-sucking, and the stack of porn....i mean...what?

And my secret for the week:
Whenever I'm doing my ribbon wand routine in Block Party, I pretend all the scooter boys going by are racecars and I'm the sexy checkered flag girl.
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