Throwback

Listen. JT said he was bringing "sexy" back. To be honest, I was unaware that "sexy" had left. So before JT, was I thinking I was occasionally sexy, but in fact, was not? How embarrassing. Moving on, I've come to realize there are a few blasts from the past that need to make a comeback. Here's the short list:

Dangerous playgrounds

Because safety is not fun. The more old tires and rusty screws and tetanus, the better.

This Songlist

1. Aquarius/Let the Sunshine In: This is one of the only non-sexual songs I can think of where clothing is optional.

2. The entire Jagged Little Pill album: These emotions will never go out of style. And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back, he will feel it.


3. Benny and the Jets: 27 Dresses made an attempt to spotlight this jam. I caught on.

4. The Hustle: One the whole family can dance to, regardless of who knows the actual dance. And don't act like you don't love whispering "Do it."

5. Copacabana: What a gripping tale about Lola the showgirl. And a very catchy bongo line. Even the most uncoordinated people can suddenly salsa when this one pops up.

6. All Night Long: For whatever reason I think of the Flintstones dancing with a sombrero. idk. But this is a great song.

7. Time of the Season: This song is hot. I can't put my finger on the why, but it's hot in a dark hallway, catwalking, put down your cocktail kind of a way.

Spats

Stop cringing because they remind you of Mary Poppins and/or Trolley. You love your jobs. Focus on the spats. I'm planning on single-handedly bringing back spats. How dapper and classy and stylish are these smart shoe items? And they can instantly turn a pair of pumps into boots! I love them.