Let's Play a Game

It's called: Name that Space-Aged Neon Lit Place!



If you answered:
A.) a cruise ship restaurant
B.) a trendy house music club, featuring a glass gogo cage and perhaps an ice bar
or
C.) the USS Enterprise,

You'd be wrong.

Because it's my new old high school.

I didn't recognize it either.

Eat my powder!!!

I mean snow, not crack cocaine.
So this may sound like complete and utter bullshit, but I went downhill skiing the other day...in Kansas, home of flat lands and flatter lands. About 20 years ago, some wannabe x-gamer found the only clump of not flat land and decided to make a "ski lodge" out of it, and use corn to make snow. How, you ask? I couldn't tell you. I would've used newspaper shavings or cat litter.
Nonetheless, adventurous Midwesterners now have a downhill sanctuary. And I do mean "hill". Not "mountain".

To prove how Xtreme I am now, here's a video of my mad skills. (Note: this felt a lot more impressive than it looks):

Did you see that guy almost plow me?! I'm happy to report that he fell immediately after he skiid offscreen.

But here's my crowning glory of the day:

Try THAT next time you're in Vail.

Open Wiiiiiiide!

Odontophobia: fear of dental work.




Aichmophobia: fear of sharp objects




Pnigophobia: fear of choking....at the mercy of your mom.



Zero cavities.

It's okay, I actually have a lot of fun going to the dentist cuz it's just my mom.
I got a new purple toothbrush and a new purple pencil.
And some hilarious pictures.

I don't understand...

Why every Chinese restaurant can't be as scrumptious as Fortune Wok in Overland Park, Kansas.



Sesame euphoria.

With aesthetically pleasing decorum.

Get it right, other places. Get it right.

I love...

doing arts and crafts so Mom had a project for me to do at home! Valentine's Day decorations!

(which is funny because I swear off Valentine's Day every year, blah blah blah, and had just finished explaining that if I were to decorate this year, I was envisioning black construction paper hearts everywhere. Go fig. )

So during breakfast, I glitter painted hearts with things my family and I love, i.e. snowflakes, cupcakes, kittens, Snuggies, KU, and NASA.






And lucky for me, Mom never put away a christmas tree in the kitchen, so guess where they all went!








I took a nap right after. That's about all Cupid's bow could get out of me for now.

Click your heels three times...

So I'm on vacation. And I came home to Kansas. And here's what's happened on my adventure so far:

First of all, the Starbucks at the Orlando Airport creatively changed the spelling of my name:




But I still drank it and flew home anyway.

And then I went straight to a University of Kansas basketball game and they won, which makes me happy that I didn't jinx them. But I felt obligated to take a picture with the mascot...cuz that's what I do:



I feel his pain.

So this morning I woke up and saw THIS:



SNOOOOOOW! And my elementary school outside my bedroom window. But that's not as notable as the snow.

So I ate some snow and washed it down with some breakfast while I did hearts and crafts:




Kansas is fun.





Ps, Daisy says HI

You know...

When two people are perfect together.




Like Katherine and Dan.


I don't know who is happier for them, me or them.